[ open ] as i walk through the streets of my new city

[kirkwalled]

Who: Hawkward Moment and Associates
Where: All over! Mostly Westerley
When: There's something terribly funny about typing "the last five years" here.
Summary: Previously on The Young and the Kirkwalled aka a pre-game catchall for Hawke!
Restrictions/Warnings: Some assortment of accident prone wrong (or right) doing and swearing here.

ONE | RAC

[ So, Hawke is a Level 3 RAC Agent. She very much has the ability to be higher than that and even the qualifications. She also, very clearly, does not want it. Level 3 allows her a cushy middle ground where she's not really expected of much and can be mostly left alone.

Let's not leave Hawke alone! ]

TWO | WESTERLEY

[ Hawke has a tiny studio apartment that doesn't even have a bed. She sleeps on the couch. She has the money to live better, sure, but she doesn't speak about it and doesn't like talking about it. She has a dog bed though, so at least her priorities are in order. Where is her dog right now? Kind of a mystery. The guy likes to roam.

Maybe you're her neighbor. Maybe you end up at the same bar as her a lot of the time. Maybe she did a job for you and helped find your lost cat. Hawke doesn't have a reason to be anywhere, she just always ends up there. ]

THREE | NETWORK

[ Please text Hawke. Send her memes. ]

FOUR | WILDCARD

[ Anything and everything is possible when you're a lone vagabond who doesn't know how to say no. Just, you know, don't ever ask her about Kirkwall. Here is her CR Meme link and if you want to hash out anything, hit me up via claptrap or any of the other options. ]

Comments

[kirkwalled]

An accent! You disgrace me, Jack. It's as if you have no respect for the depth of my multicultural knowledge. I'm a world traveler and sometimes, in that, one picks up new skills.

Are you jealous?

[refactor]

no because AS USUAL you're totally full of shit

like where have you even been outside of the quad

[kirkwalled]

I'll have you know, there are plenty of places outside of the Quad full of rich, vast cultures that I have plunged for myself.

Where have YOU been outside of the Quad?

[refactor]

that wasn't an answer

[kirkwalled]

The answer is a lot. A lot. I'm not even FROM the Quad, remember??

[refactor]

well YEAH but you could have also just come straight from that place? and you're bullshitting me on the rest. that's something you would do

so yeah not believing you until I get names

[kirkwalled]

Have you heard of Ferelden?

Thedas?

Orlais?

I was once stationed in a place called Skyhold for a month, it was terrible and everyone wore pajamas.

[refactor]

...okay

will probably regret actually asking but whatever I like to live dangerously

why pajamas

[kirkwalled]

[ waaaait for it -- ]

I never asked.

[ yeah ]

[refactor]

what

how could you not ask? that would be question no1 hawke

[kirkwalled]

I think I was just happy to have a bed to sleep in and not, you know, dying in the recesses of space. The pajama thing was less a priority.

[refactor]

true but you still could have asked. I would have. you can be glad to not die and still be like dude what are you even wearing

[kirkwalled]

It just seemed really stupid. It was their thing and it was stupid so I just kinda ignored it after a while? Then I had to leave because their leader kind of wanted to sacrifice me a little. It was weird.

[refactor]

wait wait you've mentioned someone trying to kind of sacrifice you before. same guy or different one? guess either way that's too many times to run into someone wanting to sacrifice you but whatever

[kirkwalled]

Different time. It happens a lot and I'm actually quite tired of it.

[refactor]

solution's simple hawke

stop hanging out with people that will try and sacrifice you to I don't know their blood god or whatever

simple

[kirkwalled]

Well, it's not like I knew they were like that when I met them or I'd have stopped already. :(

[refactor]

ok well did you kill them when you found out at least

I would have

1/2

[kirkwalled]

I murdered everyone except their leader who I left to die alone in the recesses of space.

I was kind of upset.

2/2

[kirkwalled]

But hey, the way I see it -- if she survived and comes after me, then I'd definitely owe her a duel to the death, you know? Like, eventually that will bite me in the ass but I'd be very proud of it at the same time. Keeps things interesting!

[refactor]

[ and jack definitely dokis... come on hawke... don't tell him about murder that's his kink ]

oh NICE. you must have been ultra pissed. which fair I would be too but leaving them for dead isn't really my style but that parts at least different strokes for different murdering folks

a duel is kind of cool I guess though

I don't think I've ever been challenged to a duel come to think of it

or if I was I just shot them

[kirkwalled]

[ Look, sometimes you just gotta murder the shit out of everyone to feel better. Thankfully, in Thedas, that just makes you a protagonist. ]

Well, it's not like I left without a little -- well, it isn't torture. Is it torture? I broke her bones and such. I'm not very torture-y, I swear. I was having a bad day, I can't stress it enough.

No, instead -- duels are great! You should try and have more duels in the future, Jack. There's nothing like the feel of having someone's face crushed beneath your knuckles you know what

you know what

I don't want to talk about this anymore. It makes me seem all weird and violent but I swear I've always been justified and just nevermind, let's drop this.

[ She's all flustered and embarrassed by her bloodlust.......... whoops. She's not a bad guy!! She just gets in weird situations!! ]

[refactor]

it's kind of torture but I'm not exactly judging here. like. promise

[ that's a normal work day for him tbh ]

but FINE if you don't want to talk about how great punching bad people is whatever

[kirkwalled]

Well, it's WEIRD isn't it? Sure, I do violent things but then talking about it like that is just... absolute psychopath kind of territory! I'm no psycho, I just have a very weird life. >:(

[ She's got morals, even if Thedas laughs at her about them. ]

[refactor]

is it?? I mean sure if you're beating the crap out of innocent people sure you're a freakin psycho but it's different if they're not right