[ It's like a shark sensing blood in the water, because Jack's eyes light up with nothing short of delight. Oh, Rhys, you're making this too easy for him. He laughs again, though this one is more of an obnoxious snicker, but he reaches out to give Rhys a pat on the back. It's good-natured, since he's still just messing with him, but it's also condescending. ]

Okay, you- When you're lyin' you gotta work on commitment, buddy! That's the most unconvincing 'that's gross' I've heard. That's, hell, that's like saying 'that's gross,' pausing, and adding 'unless you're up for it?'

[ He at least gets out of Rhys's personal space, but his good cheer is no less diminished. ]

Don't worry, buddy. I won't tell anyone you macked on your cousin. To be honest? Mmmmost people down here are gonna assume you have before. Just sayin'.