[ He does try. Bets he could even look the part of charming do-gooder if he actually...cared about anyone except the people he's grown attached to. They're dirty and poor for the most part and he just generally dislikes that. ]

Pshht, ff, like--what. Those? Come on, if you're going to dream you might as well go for broke right? [ Because she's already broke compared to him!! Get...it.... ] The fifteen-course dinners are way better.

...Exc, cept for the vomiting part, I mean. You'll never fit it all in otherwise.