[ Rhys gives Jack a long, suffering look before he straightens in his chair and sets his drink down. ]

During student council elections my cousin put green dye in her opponent's swimming pool. So her opponent put Dilex-12 in her shampoo. It took two years for her hair to grow back.

[ Sometimes stereotypes are entirely valid and not at all exaggerations, Jack. Welcome to Mean Girls: Qreshi Edition. ]