[ Please, as if Damian isn't in an eternal state of grumpy... ]

Okay, well, second question first, because reading is for nerds. Duh.

[ Jack snickers obnoxiously, since he just likes his own jokes, but also doesn't really think too hard on the fact that he is in fact a nerd. That's a fact you can't escape, Jack. For the first question, he holds up a finger on one hand, then uses the other to hold up the data pad. ]

And first question, do you see any headphones jacks? No. So. Everyone gets to hear my great music, which also, excuse you. They're classics for a reason, kiddo.