[okay u know what, it's fine. that's a good end to a conversation as any, so Itsuki just sighs and decides to move on with his life. by crossing the street that Keith very helpfully pointed out just now, goodbye, sayonara, shall we meet again etc, etc...]
[Itsuki gets five steps forward before an enthusiastic courier on a stupid bike comes vrooming down the street, knocking helpless pedestrians and tiny strays out of his way because apparently there are Westies who own bikes who are also colorblind, who knew -- and continues to run along and rams straight into Itsuki, immediately killing him]
Fucking shit -- !!
[jk he just rams into Itsuki, who barely avoids instant death but most probably just got a concussion, BUT THAT'S NOT STOPPING THE BIKE COURIER, WHO heads straight where Keith is too because this is apparently a two-for-one special today!!! NO SHOUNEN LEFT UNTURNED TODAY]
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[Itsuki gets five steps forward before an enthusiastic courier on a stupid bike comes vrooming down the street, knocking helpless pedestrians and tiny strays out of his way because apparently there are Westies who own bikes who are also colorblind, who knew -- and continues to run along and rams straight into Itsuki, immediately killing him]
Fucking shit -- !!
[jk he just rams into Itsuki, who barely avoids instant death but most probably just got a concussion, BUT THAT'S NOT STOPPING THE BIKE COURIER, WHO heads straight where Keith is too because this is apparently a two-for-one special today!!! NO SHOUNEN LEFT UNTURNED TODAY]