refactor: (drugs are a helluva drug)
a dorito with a goatee ([personal profile] refactor) wrote in [community profile] overjoyed_logs 2016-12-22 07:19 pm (UTC)

Look, you've got that all wrong, buddy. I may swing towards dick sometimes, but that dude? Super not my type.

[ At least he brushes off the implication of a relationship jovially enough, though this does leave more questions, probably. If that's true, why would that nickname be Jack's choice? The answer, of course, is stupid. Jack just likes nicknames that are borderline inappropriate... It's why he interrupts as Ginshu explains himself, but once he gets to that last bit, Jack snorts out a laugh. ]

Ahhhh, gotcha. You know, that's- I mean, you realize that harboring criminals, terrorists, that- that makes you one too, right? That's a problem. Because when these idiots all get proper warrants on their heads? You're gonna get one too. So. I'm just trying to cut out the middle man here. You can help them escape! Their fates are inevitable anyways. They're gonna come riiiight back to me. So let's just save some time for everyone.

[ He cocks the pistol towards the group again, but he's watching Ginshu. ]

Because, personally? I'm just itching to put down bad guys. So if y'all cooperate, I will be happy and will be patient, and you can help them escape, sure. If not? Well. You can kinda imagine where this is going, I'm hoping.

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