[He snorts. Gross. Pineapple. What kind of heathen wants pineapple on their fucking pizza?????]

You got it, buddy. [And he throws a mock salute, even though Badou’s already slinking off.]

And I dunno about strays, but would you rather have spent the next several hours camping out in garbage? Just figured I could help since it looked like you needed it.

It’s what friends do, isn’t it?

[Look how nice he is, having already upgraded you to the Friends package when you were only able to afford Economy.]