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a dorito with a goatee ([personal profile] refactor) wrote in [community profile] overjoyed_logs 2017-03-21 06:08 pm (UTC)

[ Jack laughs, short but amused, then pushes off the door and starts to open it. ]

Yeah, yeah, heard it before. What if your guy isn't even from this moon though? Hah, that's- That'd be pretty ironic, right?

[ Once the door is open, Jack gives Rhys a clap on the shoulder as if for encouragement, but it may feel a bit mocking more than that... After all, while all of the people gathered look towards the pair of them with wary, definitely angry suspicion, Jack steps forward with a confidence and presence that makes it clear from how he speaks and stands alone that he's the one in charge. He has a natural swagger in moments like these that makes him seem almost larger than life, and almost ill-fitted to this kind of job. ]

Gooood morning, cupcakes! It's me, your best friend in the whole world, Handsome Jack. And- And, before I get the jeers, remember! Jeers are punishable by— Ahhhh, no, who am I kidding! I don't want to ruin the surprise. Ask your friends, bet they might give you a good idea. But anyways, you know why I'm your best friend? [ He laughs, waving his hand dismissively ] Don't answer, I'm getting to it, but that is because I am giving you assholes a chance to not end up in the deepest parts of the mines I can throw you into. Sounds good, right? All you gotta do—

[ He claps a hand on Rhys's shoulder here and leans closer for emphasis with a wolf's grin, but his attention is still on the prisoners, not Rhys. But with his words, it's Rhys's cue to take over. ]

—Is follow my friend here's instructions. Got it?

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