A. Jeff Golblum sauntering towards a big pile of shit
[the question 'how do you feel about the company' isn't exactly new. the riots? not...the newest. people in his face? also normal. But people in his face while he's just trying to use the can?
This feels like its the start of the Boondock Saints part 3, except with more dudes on either side of him while he's at the urinal.]
Unless you wanna shake it out, can't we wait till later for this question? I-I don't mean anything by it y'know! I just get all pee-shy.
[he doesn't get a chance to even wash his hands before his answer is taken as anything other than a man trying to pee pee and all hell breaks lose. Where did he come from, where did he go, cotten eye Ba-dou? A urinal goes flying out so you might find out...?]
B. We didn't want a continuation of A but maybe it'll be something
[after the travesty that happened above, Badou's spent an awful lot of energy running down the factions of those boobs calling themselves the new resistance. Or just the resistance? Even though they're fake as hell. And also basic.
You know that description about a man found lying on the street? This goes down like that except Badou's probably been in the trash for an hour and his pursuers aren't tired yet--]
GO EAT MASHED POTATOES OUTTA THE COMPANY'S ASSHOLE IF YOU LOVE EM SO MUCH!
C. Wildcard
[what it says on the tin! Badou's usually around old town or the underground so throw something down and he'll be there, or hmu here: gingerfarts ]
Badou Nails | all for one and one for one | OTA
[the question 'how do you feel about the company' isn't exactly new. the riots? not...the newest. people in his face? also normal. But people in his face while he's just trying to use the can?
This feels like its the start of the Boondock Saints part 3, except with more dudes on either side of him while he's at the urinal.]
Unless you wanna shake it out, can't we wait till later for this question? I-I don't mean anything by it y'know! I just get all pee-shy.
[he doesn't get a chance to even wash his hands before his answer is taken as anything other than a man trying to pee pee and all hell breaks lose. Where did he come from, where did he go, cotten eye Ba-dou? A urinal goes flying out so you might find out...?]
B. We didn't want a continuation of A but maybe it'll be something
[after the travesty that happened above, Badou's spent an awful lot of energy running down the factions of those boobs calling themselves the new resistance. Or just the resistance? Even though they're fake as hell. And also basic.
You know that description about a man found lying on the street? This goes down like that except Badou's probably been in the trash for an hour and his pursuers aren't tired yet--]
GO EAT MASHED POTATOES OUTTA THE COMPANY'S ASSHOLE IF YOU LOVE EM SO MUCH!
C. Wildcard
[what it says on the tin! Badou's usually around old town or the underground so throw something down and he'll be there, or hmu here: