[ Excuse you Rin?! He can't help that he has Anime Metabolism and eats three bowls of food but looks two steps from malnutrition anyway!!

Leveling a mock-glare at the offending finger, Lavi squirms as much as a stitched together midsection allows him, batting at the hand and launching a counter-poke. ]

Look who's talking! All that monk-food needs more fat in it, you're gonna disappear you get any skinnier.

[ ..and then a dramatic pause and sigh, head hanging. ]

It's so hard, Rin...

..all he ever wants to eat is soba...

[ Life is suffering. ]

At least if I had a partner like you, I'd get different kinds of beansprout..