Oh, buddy, I’m not crazy enough to lick a donkey even on my worst days. That’s the kind of thing you save for when you’re done being a responsible adult and don’t care if you wake up in a gutter next to your own puke. [And even as much as he’d personally had moments of sheer turmoil, he’d never been that self-destructive.]
Just seen it happen a lot. If that’s really what you plan on getting, then I don’t recommend more than a couple sips. But— [he raises his ale] —if you’re feeling adventurous, I certainly won’t stop ya.
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Oh, buddy, I’m not crazy enough to lick a donkey even on my worst days. That’s the kind of thing you save for when you’re done being a responsible adult and don’t care if you wake up in a gutter next to your own puke. [And even as much as he’d personally had moments of sheer turmoil, he’d never been that self-destructive.]
Just seen it happen a lot. If that’s really what you plan on getting, then I don’t recommend more than a couple sips. But— [he raises his ale] —if you’re feeling adventurous, I certainly won’t stop ya.