[The jug of water hits the floor with a characteristic 'flub' before exploding absolutely everywhere.
Luckily, there is a wall of line between Hijikata and the spray, but many a pantleg are now soaked.] That's right! [He turns back to the clerk, hitting their water bottle off of their desk - unity of theme is important? - and taking it upon himself to call up the next person in line.
With caution, the individual approaches, but the second their paperwork touches the desk Hijikata shoves them aside-] Alright, you're done. Next! [Let him show you how efficiency works.]
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Luckily, there is a wall of line between Hijikata and the spray, but many a pantleg are now soaked.] That's right! [He turns back to the clerk, hitting their water bottle off of their desk - unity of theme is important? - and taking it upon himself to call up the next person in line.
With caution, the individual approaches, but the second their paperwork touches the desk Hijikata shoves them aside-] Alright, you're done. Next! [Let him show you how efficiency works.]