[The less said about ditching people and being out on his own, the better, so he'll happily continue to leave that part of his day out of any conversation.]

Oh, you know, just seeing what's new around here lately. I had no idea they could import so many different things. [Not that... anybody cares about that but him, he's sure.

He's more interested in the fact that Vaughn seems a little embarrassed about his purchase.]

Oh! You're being sneaky with treats. I've done my fair share of eating snacks when I know better. I think there's something about them that just tastes better when you aren't supposed to have them.

[Your pastry sins are safe with him.]