[ yeah, well, he's a pro at complaining about prices, even though he does fairly well for himself. feel free to steal his shitty jokes. better not tell him about the ditched servant, though. as a former servant himself, he might be a little distressed. ]

Yeah, definitely. You, too! What've you been up to?

[ ...oh, right. the bag. he looks a little sheepish. ] Oh, it's just, uh... something for later. Something I shouldn't be eating, for sure, but sometimes you just need a treat, you know?

[ spoilers: it's a pastry of some kind. possibly multiple. god help him. ]