[ An adorable ox, yes. Lavi is all big brother beaming, leaving Rin to do the not-so heavy lifting and dusting his hands off on his thighs as if he's just completed a full day's labor in the sun.

Being old is hard, kid. You get winded so easily..

(He doesn't miss that tension, but it's not something to comment on lightly or tease about, so he lets it pass without remark. Frankly, Lavi is surprised there aren't more people reacting that way, but he supposes a Peace Summit attracts the better liars of the Quad.) ]

Hm... work for free with normal chicks..

[ Considering look. ]

Nah, I'll take the well-paying job, I think. Plus, what have I told you? Crazy chicks are where it's at

[ Lavi you are a helpless virgin, cease and desist. ]